Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

McCann’s Irish Oatmeal and Mike Haggerty Buick/GMC/Volkswagen present The Houli’s Hooley. Paddy forgot his laptop, car problems, a thousand White Castles, no concession stand at the Little League games, again with the egg rolls and coke! Ready, set, roll. Softball team undefeated 5-0, furry mascots, The Kindly Wizards aka goo-goo PC mascots. Clay likes angry, loud music. Guy smoked so much his moustache was turning yellow. Sebastian Bach, what’s a Canuck? Bill reads from the Internet- “the origins of the word is uncertain.” Laptop at 7-11 while playing Lucky Day, @ not hashtags. Pimply faced teenagers spooked Paddy.Pat Chase@patchase. 5th time on the show, welcome back! Train station guy in Ghost. Pat Chase back at The Improv in Schaumburg May 31-June 2nd. Who is Aries Spears? Is he bitter? Bill-Kelly Clarkson is big time, monster! Steve Harvey suits. @K&G. Clay-Eat at Sizzler in Thailand. With all the money we’re gonna be making we’ll be wearing eggroll Rolexes. Pat Chase self-inflicted wound recreating duel with the Nintendo Duck Hunt gun, bloody night. Pat Chase-I’m not professional by any stretch…Cook County Assessor’s Office-strangest suits in the world. Paddy fashion commentary. “He’s got good hair; he’s got Elvis hair.” More canuck talk. “Gotta getta a break” More wardrobe talk, Playboy bunnies, sun weather. Pat Chase birthday April 27th, it snowed. Hates outdoor gigs. Do you get to pick your own music? Pat C, yeah Chuck Mangione-Feel So Good! “Geeks Who Drink”, new gig for Pat C. I don’t wanna be shaming nerds. Bribing, “there’s a price for everything”. Cigs going up to fifteen bucks a pack, suckers! Grafix Bongs. George Lopez and Cyprus Hill. Gold sport coat for Pat Chase orange 5-Ball. After the break with Cyprus Hill. Throwing up hashtags. @ChampChase. BNI, it’s legit. Ever been to a Longhorn? The most innovative ideas on the Internet on The Houli’s Hooley. May 31-June 2., Carol’s Pub in Uptown, @PatChaseMe And finally, RIP Mary White, God Rest Her Lovely Soul. Great Irish lady, we love and miss you always.