Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

Fox’s Pizza, Guinness, the Cork and Kerry Irish Pub, Flood Brothers Disposal and Chicago Firefighters Union Local 2 present The Houli’s Hooley with Bill and Paddy Houlihan who are joined by their old pal, Clay O’Brien. `Hair, teeth and Classic Rock!” is the show’s new tagline. Billy’s becoming a talent scout and his first client is Mariana Grande. Elon Musk, Lord of Mars is a hot topic this week. “Elon’s brain is on fire!” – Clay. Can we all go have a cheeseburger on Mars? Cyborgs are everywhere! “It gets hot and testy at Jiffy Lube..” – Bill. Clay comes up with a Liberace Jiffy Lube with pianos and fur inside. “Destroy Your Phone” is Clay’s newest punk album.. The guys want to get rid of phones and “go back to encyclopedias!”. Have you heard about the new hard rock polka band called ‘Milwaukee’? Albert Cookie is the lead singer of ‘Seattle’, the grunge band with horns! The Houlihan brothers have been catching up on their golf game. Remember to be thankful for the small things! ‘Horsing Off’, a children’s camp run by Albert Cookie. We take a musical break with “Waiting For A Star To Fall” by Boy Meets Girl. Clay wants everyone to take ecstasy and listen to 80s music at his funeral! Hitler or Bette Midler? Sticking with the Classic Rock theme, we take another break with “Fortunate Son” by Creedance Clearwater Revival. The lads look back over the times they had to do summer school and the importance of summer camps. Fashion Talk with focus on Bill’s choice of outfit. He also shares the story about his trip to the dentist. “There’s nothing amusing about dentistry!” – Paddy. ‘Angel Teeth’ is the newest, hottest bar in town! Sports Talk with focus on the White Sox’s latest success. We end out another wonderfully wacky show with “Far Behind” by Candlebox.