Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

Fox’s Pizza, Guinness, the Cork and Kerry Irish Pub, Flood Brothers Disposal and Chicago Firefighters Union Local 2 present The Houli’s Hooley with Bill and Paddy Houlihan who are joined by their good friend, Clay O’Brien. Paddy STILL doesn’t have a car! The guys are now ‘smart-dumb’. Grimace, the McDonald’s mascot – What is he?! A taste bud, apparently.. “Roxie, the McDonald’s chick loves chicken nuggets!” – Billy. It’s all about McDonald’s mascots to begin this week’ show. We hear some interesting English accents and even dodgier Irish ones!  Fun fact: Mr. Spuzio and Grimace are both asexual and the guys think they should have their own TV show. The Houli’s Hooley Halloween costumes involve McDonald’s and pranks in the drive-thru. Slash McHardy! Childhood nicknames and ‘relaxing’ murder podcasts are some of the stranger topics covered this week. The lads then take a break from the humor to remember those who lost their lives in the 9/11 terrorist attacks and they chat about where they were when the news broke. What was life before those attacks and how did it affect our lives afterward? Then it’s back to the usual madness with more of Paddy’s car troubles. Clay shares his ’91 3-wheeler story. It’s official, Bill is uncoordinated! Sports Talk with focus on Tom Brady being back and the boys are still smitten with him! Tom Selleck once called a girl ‘hot’ and it stuck ever since.. that’s according to Clay though! He googles Paris Hilton’s number in the hopes to contact her for a quick interview.. let us know how that goes! “Being hot is a state of mind” – Paddy, as Trump. Fashion Talk with focus on Paddy’s wardrobe choices. Trump’s guest commentating the ‘Holyfield vs Belfort’ fight. Imagine Trump doing stand-up! Is he trolling us?… The trio discuss ‘trash’ shows like Maury and Jerry Springer and the host’s paychecks. More celebrity talk with focus on Monica Lewinsky. Paddy’s dealing with daughter school drama and his solution is a forehead booger wipe! “Why do you have to take your feelings to TikTok!?” – Paddy. We learn what  a ‘Decoy Booger’ is. It’s not a real Houli’s Hooley show without mentioning Costner! We end this week’s hilarious show with “You’ve Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party” by The Beastie Boys.