Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

Fox’s Pizza, Guinness, The Cork and Kerry Irish Pub and Flood Brothers Disposal present The Houli’s Hooley with Bill and Paddy Houlihan who are joined as always by their good friend, Clay O’Brien. We begin this week with a short recap of some of the lads’ latest shenanigans! Billy went thrifting with the crew this weekend. Does buying a mirror off a bar’s wall count as “thrifting”?! t’s kinda gangster!” – Paddy seems impressed. He made a profit so Clay suggests that Billy “flip it”. Freddie Mercury bombs left, right and center! Paddy’s got Mercury tooth envy, but only for his bicuspid. Don’t forget that EVERYTHING’S for sale, kids! The 3 amigos fantasize about the original Gyros girl who was on Paddy’s college dorm wall. What about a Gyros boy though? There’s speculation that Putin may use toothpicks in his punishments. Clay wonders what Elon is doing and Paddy daydreams about Musk’s hair plugs. Who remembers the ‘Caesar haircut’? This leads to a new band name, “Blonde Caesar” followed by a new Shakespearean drama called “Searching for Lady Gyros”. What the heck is a gyro!? Larry Flint makes a brief but wonderful appearance this week as well as Sean Penn. Thumb condoms for swiping through dating apps.. you’re onto something there, Clay! Billy Affleck is back! Possible new segment called ‘Paddy Reads From Bumble’ and we hear the very first installment this week. It’s a big month for Billy in the lead up to St. Patrick’s Day. Some newly invented drinks include Irish Bumble Boy and the Smokin’ Putin.. sounds delicious! Liquor Talk: What were the most popular drinks during your college years? “Just add Fanta!” – Billy. We take a musical break with “Nearly Lost You”  by Screaming Trees in honor of the band’s late front man Mark Lanegan. Serious Talk with political chat surrounding Russia’s attack on Ukraine. The lads share their thoughts on the situation and suggest some interesting ways to win Putin over. Let us know how those go, guys.. What music does Putin listen to? Rotten Tomatoes, Tom Brady’s acting career and Dracula’s basketball skills, or lack thereof are just some of the ridiculous topics the lads cover on another wacky show. We end this week’s wonderful weirdness with “NIB” by Black Sabbath.