Houli’s Hooley Sat. April 11, 2026

This week on The Houli’s Hooley, Paddy, Billy, and Clay reassemble as Clay stumbles back from a “family-friendly” Easter trip to Seaside, Arizona, which turns out to be spring break chaos with college kids from Louisiana getting evicted faster than they can say “security deposit.” That quickly sparks a debate on whether spring break has actually changed or if we’re just older and angrier now. From there, Paddy’s ear wax situation returns like a recurring villain nobody asked for, while Billy counters with a flat tire saga that somehow involves insurance apps, confusion, and general roadside humiliation. Clay mostly tries to stay above it all, which fails immediately. The lads then drift into Florida wildlife, questionable neighbors, and Masters predictions that are definitely not backed by statistics, before wrapping with a Japan travel story involving hiking, karaoke, and a $16 cheeseburger that gets way too much respect. It’s spring break chaos, clogged ears, bad tires, and golf guesses delivered with maximum confidence and minimal accuracy.

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