This week, Paddy, Bill, and Clay prove once again that absolutely no topic is safe. It all starts with dreams of hitting the $700 million lottery, which quickly turns into shopping sprees for luxury watches, ridiculous shoes, and the kind of impulse purchases only a billionaire with zero supervision could justify. Then comes the future. According to the lads, we’re only a few years away from wealthy neighborhoods filling up with cyborg butlers, cyborg nurses, cyborg baseball coaches, and eventually cyborgs so common nobody even notices them anymore. Naturally, they begin planning how to cash in before the robot takeover. Things really go off the rails when ChatGPT helps brainstorm a restaurant concept that somehow evolves into Boners—a completely wholesome (they insist) chicken restaurant named after Mike “Boner” Stabone from Growing Pains. Before long they’re debating velvet booths, a massive oil portrait of Boner on the wall, signature menu items, and whether Enigma’s Return to Innocence should be the only song played in the restaurant from opening until closing. Throw in retirement home adventures, Rockford road trips, AI business ideas, and the usual stream of Chicago Irish nonsense, and you’ve got another hour where the biggest problem facing mankind is whether Boners should have table service or counter ordering.
Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Mokena and Orland Park), Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers
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